Secrets of the BBQ

Hey, is that Drew Barrymore?

Hey, is that Drew Barrymore?

The secret is, God loves a good barbeque as much as the next guy. Proof? This hysterical video of an anti-gay protester outside the General Mills HQ discovering that his “Let’s send Cheerios up in flames” protest was just a teensy bit more successful than he’d anticipated.Or maybe Cheerios are so gay they open a portal STRAIGHT TO HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!

via DListed

So the next time you’re out of fire starter fluid or those bizarre waxy cubes (what is IN those anyway, dinosaur blubber?), throw a few Cheerios on the briquets and stand clear! Servicey! Thanks, Mister Homophobe Guy!

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One thought on “Secrets of the BBQ

  1. Holy crap, I just thought my cheerios were murmuring quietly, but they’re sending me messages from a dark, horrible place? That explains the evil eye they gave me this morning.

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