I haz an alibi!
It seems some people just can’t get enough of Canada’s Second Greatest Export (after that avatar of grace and elegance, Pamela Anderson). Yes, according to TMZ someone in California today hijacked hundreds of thousands of dollars’ worth of Dan Aykroyd’s Crystal Head Vodka, about which we’ve blogged elsewhere.
“My partners and I are sorry to lose this much vodka to theft and do not condone criminal activity in any fashion, but we are happy that some consumers will be afforded the opportunity of tasting it at significantly lower than retail price.”
Think about it: if they’d hijacked the same volume of Iceberg vodka, they could have saved about $150,000!
- 21,000 Bottles of Definitely Not Insane Dan Aykroyd Vodka Stolen (videogum.com)
- Aykroyd’s vodka stolen (hollywood.com)
- Dan Aykroyd’s UFOs and Vodka (godlessgirl.com)