Well, this just does not look good.
ZOMG, this means one of two things. Either cases upon cases of Spam were airlifted to the grounded cruise ship and NOT fed to people, or the crew ate it and substituted something else pink, glistening, and meat-like. Which reminds me, has anyone seen the navigator?
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Does Spam actually glisten now?
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The fat lumps do! Always have. Of course, there’s also this, which actually SPARKLES!
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If you read the article, all the people quoted WHO HAVE ACTUALLY EATEN SPAM BEFORE IN THEIR LIVES say positively it was not Spam — probably hot dogs. Everyone who said it was Spam had never tasted Spam.
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But then…what happened to the Spam? This ship was nowhere near the Bermuda Triangle: did Elvis need spam?
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