The Gourmet's Companion

Now that import restrictions are so … restrictive, one must resort to creative ways of getting one’s most precious items across borders.

Is that a Bratwurst in your suitcase or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Bratwurst in your suitcase or are you just happy to see me?

You can just put the laptop into the checked luggage, but don’t let THIS baby out of your sight. You know what they say: keep your friends close, and your andouille closer.

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6 thoughts on “The Gourmet's Companion

  1. Great idea! Now, help me think of a way to get 10 pounds of chestnut flour through customs without them thinking I’m a drug dealer……

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    • That I can help you with: scatter chunks of miscellaneous hard substances throughout (I recommend old china shards, in pieces about the size of dice) and tell them it’s your mother’s ashes. This works. I’m not going to tell you how I know.

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